Elodie’s story: The Little Cat and the Wolf
Moral: If you can’t Eat ’em, join ’em.
A wolf imagines eating a cat.
The wolf is sad because the cat got away.
The wolf and the cat decide to play together happily.
Emma’s story: Deadly Girl
Moral: Two wrongs don’t make a right. Two wrongs don’t even get you gun control.
I knew a girl named Deadly Girl. She shot people she didn’t like.
And when she got left behind, she shot them.
Then she went to prison.
Thank you guest bloggers. Your mother might want to get you in for therapy. And she should probably go, too. Just a thought.